OH M YGOD I FRIENDED MY HISTORY TEACHER ON FACEBOOK AND THIS IS HIS PROFILE PICTURE
I DONT KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CR y
can you guys please make my teacher famous it’s his only dream
THIS IS MY CERAMICS PROFESSOR.
IM SHOWING THIS TO MY TEACHER
my friend’s science teacher ladies and gentlemen
I think you just won.
*cracks my knuckles* time to complain
my director yesterday was like ‘alright grab the nearest hottest person and kiss them on the lips’ as a joke so i said ‘haha i can’t kiss myself’ and no one heard except this one guy and so he stole my joke and shouted ‘I CAN’T KISS MYSELF’ really loud and everyone laughed and that’s the first time i killed man… just kidding it wasn’t the first.
Isn’t it weird that in 20 years you are going to be a completely different person then you are right now. A different house, different friends hopefully faster wifi.
when you receive a sweet anon out of nowhere and you’re like
I love this because you can’t tell who’s the anon and who’s the receiver.
Man, I love that one Disney movie
That opens up with chanting in a different language
With the royal family
And the adorable children
And the tragic death(s)
And then our hero runs away
And sings a really catchy song about being free
Without realizing that the kingdom is in ruins
And is being ruled by a villain who wants to be king
A villain who is really good at causing guilt trips
And so our hero goes back
And they all live happily ever after
It’s such a great movie
when ur showing someone a picture on your phone and they try to look through all of your pictures
*waking up from a coma* “how many followers do I have”