Obviously, if I had worked on the hobbit films this is the job I wanted to do
who don’t wanna be pretend-horse
I just wanna sleep for one more hour..one more and people keep calling me.Ugh I know I’m old and I’ll turn to dust in a minute but let me sleeeeep 😩
Fuck it I’ll just get up and jam to 1999 album by Prince.
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
Here in Turkey, the murderer is probably a police.
I don’t… I just… I wanna be able to hang out with the one person who I never grow tired of seeing.. But I can’t…. and I never wanna say anything with fear of ruining your dreams….. :(
do you ever just sit there and look at yourself and examine every single detail about yourself and just get really upset because you’re you
tell someone to look and they’ll ignore you. but tell someone not to look and they’ll turn their head faster than it takes a straight white boy to ask for nudes during 21 questions